Scottish secretary

You have a little taste of an English secretary who doesn't speak English.

He's a jerk, I don't speak English, I understand, you talk to me, you write to me.

In English, I understand you, I answer you in French, we get along like this, don't me.

Don't ask me to write in English. I won't make the effort. I won't go looking.

I don't want to go, I just don't want to.