You like my hot new thong dont you

Hey you, what are you doing here? You know I'm trying to get ready for this party tonight, right?

I don't know how I'm going to focus with you over there distracting me like that.

Oh, I'm distracting you, huh? I can't imagine what I'm doing to distract you.

What? You want to go outside with me? Or are you just going to sit here and jerk off all night?

Don't think I don't know what you're doing under there. Come on.