Patience and a Hard Dick

There's a saying in the group meeting: "Patience and Hard Work." While I agree that when it comes to good-for-nothing addicts, patience is required, it's required a lot more for the unfortunate souls who have to put up with these fuckwads. In terms of hard work, ditto. But lucky for me, I've got another virtue in my bag of tricks: a hard dick. And that works a lot better than patience, let me tell you. Once these piss-ants have had there rectums blown out once or twice, they think twice before mouthing off at you or pissing you off in any way, shape or form. It's quite primal, but it functions beautifully. I could sit in a circle singing Kum Ba Ya with these derelicts all day long and get nothing back for it up trouble and a Grade A headache.