I will squeeze your balls as hard as I want to

You're so fucking gross. Don't you like have any idea of what a fucking garbage can is?

Every fucking day I come home and I find these gross little tissues right next to your nightstand.

Don't I give you enough fucking sex? But no, the second I leave you have to go and be like

a horned dog and jerk it off some more. And then worst of all, you leave these gross,

nasty little tissues all over the fucking place. So if you ever, ever want me to fuck