happy birthday stepsister, as a birthday present I'll finger your cunt and lick your asshole

Hey big boy, having a party? Well the ladies of Midnight Bachelor Party

Services are here to entertain you. Give us a call baby. 1-800-strip-4-u.

The number 4, the letter U.

Hello? Yes, I'd like to order one of your dancers. Tonight, as soon as possible, actually.

Oh yes, please, make her a redhead.