I would like to come up behind you, pull down your pants, and hold your dick for you as you train that precious bladder. I would then love to feel up your ass with the other hand as my dick gets nice and hard. I would then like to bend you over the toilet after you are done peeing, and insert my own dick in between your cheeks and poke in and out of your ass' opening.
OMG! ME TOO!! I would give anything to have a big loose VEINY flap of raunchy looking FORESKING covering the huge mushroom nozzle underneath! Peel it back for the reveal.... head all moist and putting of that natural musky male sex organ AROMA! Mmmmmm! SNIFFFF! OMFGGG! IM GONNA CUMMMM!