Bratty Cucksitter

So, I'm sure you already know the drill, but just to be sure, let's go over why I'm here.

Your wife is off somewhere else with someone else.

And I'm willing to bet that he's giving it to her pretty good.

And while she's gone, she's hired me to stay here with you, as if you don't know how to look after yourself.

Really, I think she just wants you to be reminded of why she's gone while she's away.