'23 Bday Button Pop Inflation Attempt 2

If you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that in the 15th century, this guy was called Philip the Handsome.

Okay, what's up with that?

Man, this is the fifth time I've toasted your sandwich, I don't think I can toast it again.

I asked if you can cremate it and you said yes.

Y'all good, okay. Unless you're gay.