18-year-old oil!

Hey daddy, how are you? I'm so happy we have this Skype call. How is college?

I want to talk to you about that daddy. I've actually decided to drop out.

What do you mean why? Come on daddy, all of this studying is so boring and all of

this stress. I have a new career now. I decided I'm going to become a sensual

oil show model. See, I already got tons of oil. What do you mean this is not going to