UncleJunk

The collected sayings, truisms & horseshit of Uncle Junk

Just because you can post it on xHamster, doesn't mean you should post it on xHamster.

We may be cheap but we're never easy.

If it's online & free, think again. You are the commodity.

Free porn is a PsyOp to subvert the masses.

Think there's nothing you can do? Wrong. Educate yourself, ridicule the powerful & resist propaganda.

It's not squirting, you idiot. It's urinary incontinence.

Condom No.

You can tell true amateur porn thumbnails because they're not brightly lit.

If the husband must be allowed to watch, he should at least keep his fucking mouth shut.

Most cuckoldry is male-focused theater of the absurd.

Most times I visit xHamster I see something nasty that I regret.

Too many cocksuckers & not enough dominant bullcock.

First I saw the dick; then I saw the pussy.

If we never saw a tattoo on a woman again it would still be a day too soon.

Believe none of what you hear & half of what you see.

Fuck the global surveillance state. Resist the oligarchy. Ridicule the powerful.

If you didn’t come to party take your candy ass home.

I got blisters on my fingers.


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Warnings, Disclaimers & Notices

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Sydney University and all other institutions using this or any Adult Friend Finder site or its associated sites for projects - You do not have permission from me to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action. (I suggest the rest of you post this notice) THIS INCLUDES MY WORDS...

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WARNING: All individuals and/or institutions, including local, state, federal, and international law enforcement agencies using this or any Adult Friend Finder site or its associated sites for projects and/or investigations. You do not have my permission to use any of my profile information, pictures, videos, blogs, or stories in any form or forum both current and future. If you have, or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action.

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If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications.

For those of you who do not understand the reasoning behind this posting, XHamster is now a publicly traded entity. Unless you state otherwise, anyone can infringe on your right to privacy once you post to this site. It is recommended that you and other members post a similar notice as this, or you may copy and paste this version. If you do not post such a statement once, then you are indirectly allowing public use of items such as your photos and the information contained in your status updates.

YOU DO NOT have the right or my consent to use any content seen on this profile. You can feel free to add to your favorites but you cannot use or download anything here to post on your own page/site or other sites without my consent

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