slaphappy313's porn videos and reels, nude photos and bio on xHamster

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Celebrity

4596 days on xHamster

36.9K profile views

4.1K subscribers

3K comments left

Personal information

I am:

Male, heteroflexible

From:

Texas, United States

Seeking:

Transgender MtF, heteroflexible

Interests
and fetishes:

Languages:

English

Education:

High school graduate

Income:

Multimillionaire

Relationship:

Open

Kids:

Yes, we live together

Religion:

Pagan

Smoking:

Never

Drinking:

Most days

Star sign:

Scorpio

What I look like

Ethnicity:

White

Body type:

Average

Hair length:

Long

Hair color:

Brown

Eye color:

Green

Height:

6 ft 0 in (183 cm)

About me

Teasing is pleasing. Looking for hot chat or fwb in Texas

Comments

183

Balllman 13 days ago

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boebie 1 month ago

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cayfour 1 month ago

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slaphappy313 Host 2 months ago

to champg : Thanks

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champg 2 months ago

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slaphappy313 Host 4 months ago

to wolfboy12 : Yes sir

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wolfboy12 4 months ago

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expacman 6 months ago

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MrFantastic420 6 months ago

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Nok99 6 months ago

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barely28 7 months ago

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slaphappy313 Host 8 months ago

to gom123 : Dmed you

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gom123 8 months ago

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slaphappy313 Host 8 months ago

to lokey1 : No problem, was just glad you have content to offwr

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lokey1 8 months ago

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lokey1 8 months ago

Hot page

slaphappy313 Host 8 months ago

to La_Femme_de_Tom : I already have

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La_Femme_de_Tom 8 months ago

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frankievegas 8 months ago

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siegfriedm607 9 months ago

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mar59co 10 months ago

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Grandfist500 10 months ago

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slaphappy313 Host 1 year ago

to Nocturne333 : 🫡 carry on

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Nocturne333 1 year ago

to slaphappy313 : That’s LITERALLY the first sentence of the very first response to your original comment on my video page, Mr. I’m so smart I’ll use the word diatribe. So according to you I nipped this in the bud from the very beginning, before this entire conversation.

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slaphappy313 Host 1 year ago

to Nocturne333 : You could have nipped this all in the bud by saying your partner was in an accident not continue on with your diatribe

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slaphappy313 Host 1 year ago

to Nocturne333 : So now you argue about semantics, all those other things i could have said besides “wtf”, yes it was to display shock. Sorry if you took it as something other.

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Nocturne333 1 year ago

to slaphappy313 : No, it was definitely your comment. There was definitely more than one way you could have phrased it or asked about it. You chose “wtf is wrong with his legs?” Why is that necessary? It makes you sound repulsed and comes off as almost rhetorical. You could’ve said “what happened to his legs?” Or “what’s the deal with his legs?” Or even “what’s wrong with his legs?” All that would’ve been fine and I would’ve just answered you. You see where I’m coming from? Did you ever look up those morel lesions? I guess the one way I could’ve misread it is that by you asking the way you did, you could just REALLY need to know the details of it all. If that’s the case, give me an email or something i can send all the pictures of his head missing part of his skull where you could see the grey matter of his brain, and his facial skin hanging off the bone of his face, his thumb hanging on just by some dermal layers and tendons, the huge holes in the right and left front of his pelvis with the metal stabilizer holding it (the five separate pieces his pelvis broke into) together, and of course, arguably the gnarliest looking thing…those morel lesions, as they’re almost exclusively only found on people who have passed. So just let me know about that. And shouldn’t one be sensitive over almost losing their partner and fiancé? If there’s anything to be “sensitive” over, that’s definitely one of them, as well as any remarks made about his altered appearance afterward because it’s a touchy subject. I’d say it might be you who isn’t sympathetic enough, but your personality type is far too egotistical and ignorant to accept that the issue might be you…which I’ve already mentioned a couple times and each time, you just flipped it back on me. But just TRY to step back and see the whole situation and you might be able to better yourself.

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slaphappy313 Host 1 year ago

to Nocturne333 : Maybe its the way you take comments and not the comments themselves. You seem too sensitive, carry on

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Nocturne333 1 year ago

to slaphappy313 : Well, it’s the WAY you spoke about it. Being off-the-cuff and having attention to detail is one thing. I have severe hypervigilance from ptsd so I can experience a tiring amount of attention to detail. And I would’ve been fine with elaborating on what happened to him. What I expected to receive from my post was people not coming off as dickheads for no reason. I guess that’s all.

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